Fall 2019 Tues Lincoln Park South Coed Recreational Flag Football – Week 5

IRI (1-4) v. The Team, The Team, and The Team (1-4) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

IRI blew out The Team, The Team, and The Team. IRI put 39 on the board and held The Team, The Team, and The Team to 13 points. IRI really brought it in this one, exceeding their average of 18.60 ppg. QB Eric Kleespies delivered four TDs, passing to Lucas Studach for two of them and rushed for one more. The Team, The Team, and The Team did everything they could on the offensive end even though they lost, topping their average of 8.60 points per game for the season. During the loss, QB Michael Hoffstrom hit Ian Shapiro for one touchdown. No Punt Intended (3-2-0) are next up on the docket for IRI, as they look to keep it going.   Chi Town BlitZ (5-0-0) is next up on the docket for The Team, The Team, and The Team, as they look to rebound.

Rollin’ With my Homies (1-3-1) v. Smiling Politely (4-0-1) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

Rollin’ With my Homies and Smiling Politely took part in a draw and finished all tied up at 14-14. For Rollin’ With my Homies, QB Matt R threw one score, hitting Bob Kelly for one TD. Smiling Politely is the highest-scoring team in the league this season, their average of 41.00 ppg this season. For Smiling Politely, QB Mike Regent hit Will S for two touchdowns. Exiting week 5, Rollin’ With my Homies will look ahead to Willis Towers Watson (4-1-0) who are next on the schedule. For Smiling Politely they will face off with INDY Team #12 (3-2-0).

No Punt Intended (3-2) v. Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs (3-2) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

No Punt Intended blew out Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs. By the score of 40-12, No Punt Intended got a dominant win. No Punt Intended really brought it in this one, beating their average of 31.60 ppg. QB Justin Dreyfuss delivered five TDs, hitting Austin for three of them and ran for one more. Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs really struggled to get it going on offense in this one, scoring less than their average of 22.20 points per game this year. For Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs, in the loss, QB Laura Clesse hit Erica Abdnour for one touchdown. Next up for No Punt Intended is a pairing versus IRI (1-4-0).   Next up for Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs is a showdown against Move fast and break ankles (2-3-0), as they look to rebound.

3rd and Schlong (5-0) v. INDY Team #12 (3-2) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

With a final score of 21-12, 3rd and Schlong stay unbeaten. This team really showed some grit in this one, winning despite allowing more points than their season points against average of 3.8 points per game. QB Cody passed two touchdowns, passing to Collin for one of them and rushed for one more. INDY Team #12 didn’t have their best stuff on offense in this game, scoring less than their average of 20.00 points per game for the season. During the loss for INDY Team #12, QB Andrew Carek hit Jennifer Liberman for one touchdown. 3rd and Schlong will attempt to remain undefeated next week with a match-up against Cigs Inside (2-3-0).   Next up for INDY Team #12 is a showdown against Smiling Politely (4-0-1), as they look to rebound.

Cigs Inside (2-3) v. CB Down (0-5) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

Cigs Inside and CB Down competed in an absolute shoot-out, totaling 66 points. With a final score of 38-28, Cigs Inside have their eyes on the coveted championship shirts. Cigs Inside showed up, beating their average of 21.20 ppg. QB Billy Hansa passed four TDs, finding Brian Reynolds for three of them. Even with a loss CB Down gave it their all on the offensive end in this one, beating their average of 10.60 points per game for the year. In the loss for CB Down, QB Alan Harper hit Chad Maxwell for two touchdowns. 3rd and Schlong (5-0-0) are next up on the calendar for Cigs Inside, as they look to keep it going.   Next Tuesday, CB Down will seek to get their first win against License to Khalil (1-4-0).

Chi Town BlitZ (5-0) v. BALLS (3-2) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

Chi Town BlitZ and BALLS were extremely evenly matched in this contest. By the score of 21-15, Chi Town BlitZ got a win to remain undefeated this season. This team, Chi Town BlitZ, showed some toughness in this game, winning, despite scoring less than their avg. ppg of 33.20. QB Dino Vazquez threw two touchdowns, hitting Tom Larson for one of them and ran for one more. BALLS were unable to get rolling in this one, scoring less than their average of 29.20 ppg this year. During the loss, QB Alex Marcotullio hit Nik Ebert for one touchdown. Next Tuesday, Chi Town BlitZ face off against The Team, The Team, and The Team (1-4-0) in an attempt to remain perfect.   The Rookies (1-4-0) is next up on the docket for BALLS, as they look to rebound.

The Rookies (1-4) v. Move fast and break ankles (2-3) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

Looks like Move fast and break ankles forfeited to The Rookies this week. Next up for The Rookies is a battle against BALLS (3-2-0).   Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs (3-2-0) are next up on the docket for Move fast and break ankles, as they look to get into the winner’s circle.

License to Khalil (1-4) v. ORBA (2-3) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

The underdog, License to Khalil took down the favored ORBA20 to 6. The final score of 20-6 reflects the hard work License to Khalil put into every minute of the game. License to Khalil brought their A game in this game, topping their average of 14.00 points per game. QB Derek Koth threw three scores, hitting Mark Avramovich for one of them. ORBA really struggled to get it going in this one, scoring less than their average of 11.20 ppg this season. In the loss for ORBA, QB Michele Degnan hit Andrew Butkus for one touchdown. Next up for License to Khalil is a contest versus CB Down (0-5-0).   Next up for ORBA is a match-up against Nasty Narwhals (3-2-0), as they look to get back into the winner’s circle.

Willis Towers Watson (4-1) v. Nasty Narwhals (3-2) – Tuesday, October 29, and 2019

By the score of 20-7, Willis Towers Watson got a big victory. These guys really brought their A game on the defensive end, beating their season points against average of 13.2 points per game. QB Brett Edlbeck threw three scores, passing to Alex Kavouriaris for one of them. Nasty Narwhals really were unable to get rolling on offense in this game, scoring less than their average of 19.40 points per game for the year. Rollin’ With my Homies (1-3-1) are next up on the docket for Willis Towers Watson, as they look to keep it going.   Next up for Nasty Narwhals is a showdown against ORBA (2-3-0), as they look to get back on track.