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3rd and Schlong (1-0) v. The Team, The Team, The Team (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

3rd and Schlong blanked The Team, The Team, The Team.   They are the higher-scoring team in the league early on this season. QB Anthony passed seven touchdowns, hitting Mady Temple for one of them. The Team, The Team, The Team may need to try something different on offense if they want to start climbing the standings, as they are the lowest-scoring team in the league early on for the season. For 3rd and Schlong, each game is a critical chance to build momentum as the season gets going. Next up is a showdown with CB Down (0-1-0).   As for The Team, The Team, The Team they will have a game against BALLS (1-0-0) as they look to bounce back.

BALLS (1-0) v. CB Down (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

BALLS destroyed CB Down. BALLS put 47 on the board and held CB Down to 6 points. QB Jason Corletta threw three TDs, with Ryan Lehrman on the receiving end of most of them. Despite the loss, CB Down has plenty of games to improve on the offensive side of the ball. In the loss, QB Alan Harper hit Chad Maxwell for one touchdown. For BALLS, next up is a showdown with The Team, The Team, The Team (0-1-0), as they look for another win early on this season.   For CB Down they’ll move on to a showdown with 3rd and Schlong (1-0-0) as they strive to bounce back.

Chi Town BlitZ (1-0) v. Cigs Inside (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

Chi Town BlitZ blew out Cigs Inside. Chi Town BlitZ put 54 on the board and held Cigs Inside to 14 points. QB Dino Vazquez passed two TDs, finding Tay for three of them. Despite the loss, Cigs Inside has tons of games to pick it up on offense. For Cigs Inside, in the loss, QB Tom Blanchard hit Wally Kleinfeldt for one touchdown. For Chi Town BlitZ, each game is a big opportunity to get cruising at the outset of the season. IRI (0-1-0) are next on the schedule for Chi Town BlitZ.   For Cigs Inside next on the schedule is INDY Team #12 (1-0-0) as they try to bounce back.

INDY Team #12 (1-0) v. IRI (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

INDY Team #12 and IRI had in a close one. With a final score of 20-13, INDY Team #12 stay undefeated in the campaign. INDY Team #12 may have to get it going on offense if they’re going to stay near the top of the standings, as they are the lowest-scoring team in the league early on this season. QB Adam Yasinow threw two touchdowns, hitting Soren Rucker for one of them. Despite the loss, IRI has tons of weeks to pick it up on the offensive end. In the loss for IRI, QB Eric Kleespies hit Joseph Ardon for one touchdown. For INDY Team #12, every contest is a crucial opportunity to heat up at the outset of the season. This week INDY Team #12 will line-up against Cigs Inside (0-1-0).   As for IRI next up is a contest with Chi Town BlitZ (1-0-0) as they look to bounce back.

Move fast and break ankles (1-0) v. License to Khalil (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

Move fast and break ankles and License to Khalil competed in an absolute shoot-out, totaling 65 points. Move fast and break ankles put 33 on the board and held License to Khalil to 32 points. QB Hayes Richardson delivered three touchdowns, passing to John Wise for two of them and rushed for one more. Despite losing, License to Khalil has tons of weeks to go back to the drawing board on the offensive side of the ball. For License to Khalil, QB Derek Koth hit Meng Song for two touchdowns and scampered in for one. Move fast and break ankles will try to stay atop the Standings with another W in week 2. Nasty Narwhals (1-0-0) are next on the schedule for Move fast and break ankles.   For License to Khalil they’ll move on to a match-up with No Punt Intended (0-1-0) as they strive to rebound.

Nasty Narwhals (1-0) v. No Punt Intended (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

Nasty Narwhals and No Punt Intended were very evenly matched in this Game. With a final score of 25-20, Nasty Narwhals maintain a zero in the loss column this season. QB Adam threw four scores, finding Nikki Wasserman for one of them. It’s only week one, and No Punt Intended has significant amounts of weeks to improve on the offensive end. For No Punt Intended, in the loss, QB Justin Dreyfuss hit Gabriel for one touchdown and ran in one on his own. For Nasty Narwhals, next up is a throwdown against Move fast and break ankles (1-0-0), as they go for another W.   For No Punt Intended they will have a contest with License to Khalil (0-1-0) as they try to get to the win column.

ORBA (1-0) v. Rollin’ With my Homies (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

ORBA and Rollin’ With my Homies had in a nail-biter. ORBA put 22 on the board and held Rollin’ With my Homies to 20 points. QB Josh Rincy threw three scores, hitting Luke Schillo for one of them. It’s only the first week, and Rollin’ With my Homies has plenty of games to pick it up on the offensive side of the ball. In the loss for Rollin’ With my Homies, QB Luke Gordon hit Ryan Willoughby for one touchdown. ORBA will attempt to stay atop the Standings with another W in week 2. This week ORBA will take on Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs (0-1-0).   As for Rollin’ With my Homies they will have a showdown with The Rookies (0-1-0) as they attempt to come back from this one.

Smiling Politely (1-0) v. Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

Smiling Politely and Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs were extremely evenly matched in this Game. The final score of 26-20 reflects the hard work Smiling Politely put into every minute of the game. QB Mike Regent delivered four touchdowns, finding Shane for two of them. It’s only the first week, and Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs has tons of opportunities to improve on offense. In the loss for Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs, QB Josh hit Jason for one touchdown and ran in one other. For Smiling Politely, each game is a critical opportunity to heat up from the jump. Next up is a showdown against Willis Towers Watson (1-0-0).   For Thaddeus J And The Fluffnstuffs next on the schedule is ORBA (1-0-0) as they look to come back from this one.

Willis Towers Watson (1-0) v. The Rookies (0-1) – Tuesday, September 24, and 2019

Willis Towers Watson blanked The Rookies.   The season is still young, but these guys are the lowest-scoring team in the league so far. QB Brett Edlbeck delivered two touchdowns, hitting Alex Kavouriaris for one of them and rushed for one more. The Rookies are the lowest-scoring team in the league through week one. Smiling Politely (1-0-0) are next on the docket for Willis Towers Watson, as they look for another win early on this season.   For The Rookies they will have a pairing against Rollin’ With my Homies (0-1-0) as they attempt to bounce back.

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